If I couldn't have married Jason, I probably would have listened to a lot of Paul Baribeau, and watched lots of PBS specials by Henry Louis Gates Jr., or married my cat, Humphrey Bogart. They're basically my favorite gentlemen, next to el-tin. And even though they're super sweet, they're just not as dreamy.
...Because Jason has a mustache now, and when he sleeps he looks like a Civil War veteran. You needed to know.
Special thanks to Paul, Henry, and Humphrey.
^ Humphrey Bogart