The Knifty Knitter. = The Bane of My Existance.

I'm not a snob about anything, really....except knitting.
I don't care if you use acrylic or only alpaca wool yarn.
I don't care if you are a life-long scarf knitter or if you knit sweaters in a day, as long as you do it the right way....with needles.


But when I see the Knifty Knitter, this is what goes off in my head:

"____________!"