Once upon a time...
...In the land of crafts, a young maiden thought it would be a good idea to silkscreen by herself. She also thought it would be a good idea to use red ink for said silkscreening.
After kneeling on the silkscreen to add pressure, her toes and back assured her that this was infact, a horrible idea.
While she was cleaning her silkscreen, her bathtub also let her know that this was a horrible idea, as it rapidly changed from white to red in two seconds.
The young maiden had to spend the rest of her night scrubbing the bathtub (which totally sucked,) but it was also kind of funny, in an "I am such a freaking idiot..." kind of way.